[view image]How do you follow up the greatest porn film of all time? If you're Hustler, you make a sequel that is actually a prequel. "The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels And Semen" is filming in Porn Valley as your read this.
The plot involves a cryptex that can only reveal the secrets encoded thereon if it also placed up one's ass. Forget about "The Da Vinci Code"—this sounds better than "The Bridges of Madison County"! More after the jump.- GP
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The code to the cryptex is sought by agents of the Priory of Semen, who collect, for some reason, sperm. Reprising his role from the first movie, Evan Stone (above) is kidnapped and interrogated, but yields no information.
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Though he was in the last movie as a different character, James Deen (above) is now Evan Stone's son. Here is his reaction upon learning the code might be forced out of him by Priory agents Aline and Kissy Capri:
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Look for "The Da Vinci Load 2" to hit stores in May.
· Hustler (hustler.com)
Previously: DVD Review: "The Da Vinci Load", Porn Valley Dispatch Archive